What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Psychics.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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