Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Knock knock Come in

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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