Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

your life

nickel back

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Cripples are lame.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

hi

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...