- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

OOOOPPS /

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Basically copying you.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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