How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Take wrong turns

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

... Chan chan

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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