- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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