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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Antijokes...

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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