- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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