Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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