- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

woman's rights

What is the name of the car? What

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Skrillex.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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