- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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