- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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