Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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im not food

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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rose are red violets should be purple

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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