- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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