Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

there once was a black man who played basketball

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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