- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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