how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

women's rights

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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