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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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