Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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