- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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