- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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