roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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dead dibbs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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