if got a joke if fogot it

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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anus

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Oh, go away

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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I read the terms of service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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