- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

copy me and i will kill you

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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