- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

mitchell palmer sucks

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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