What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Black people

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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are u black unlucky

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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