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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

all the kids had fun

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

THE GAME.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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