Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock knock Go away

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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What would Muhammed do?

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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whats black and large -me

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Anti Joke

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