- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

NEVER

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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