Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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I have suicidal thoughts

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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OIO

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Thats what she said

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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