- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Knock Know! Come in!

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Who wants water? I do.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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