A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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