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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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