- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Mitt Romney

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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