- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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