- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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