- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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