What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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