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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

what goes boo a sock

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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