The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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the lemon was sweet.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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