Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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