- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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