- Anti Joke

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Everybody will die

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...