A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Stephen Hawking

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What did the old man say? Im old

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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