- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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