- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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