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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Caca.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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