- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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