- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

A baby seal walks into a club.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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