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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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