- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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