What did the old man say? Im old

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Stephen Hawking

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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