- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

How High is a Chinese man

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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