- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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