- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Christ is a conspiracy

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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