A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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