what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Christianity.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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