- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What is a jew in space? Dead

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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