- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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