- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Do u take sugar?

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

How will the world end? That information is unknown

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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