did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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