- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats chinese noodles

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

my gramma died

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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