Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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