How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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