How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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hola said the chinese man

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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