Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

You having friends.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Chris Bosh's neck

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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