- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does water smell like? water.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's up? Your time.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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