why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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