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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

salad days!

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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