- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

rocky is here again.......................

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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