- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Pickles are moist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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