whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Your mom.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Knock knock Shut up

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

Rebecca Black's career.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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