- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What is the name of the car? What

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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