- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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