- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

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