- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

im telling maguire

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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