- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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