Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

rose are red violets should be purple

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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