- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A baby seal walks into a club.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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