- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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