- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Barack Obama.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??