- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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