The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Stop procrastinating.

Women's rights

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Chris Bosh's neck

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

You having friends.

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