- Anti Joke

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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