Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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