- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Want to hear a joke? No.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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