- Anti Joke

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

An Asian person drove home safely.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.