- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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