What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Women's rights.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

miha kako si?

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Anti Joke

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