- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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