- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

I'm HIV positive.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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