- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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