- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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