- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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