- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Stop procrastinating.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Women's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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