Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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