- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Lets Go Lakers!

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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