- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

women's rights

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Your Mother

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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