- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Well this is pointless.....

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

one stop shop

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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