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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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