- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

salad days!

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

women's rights

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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