- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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