So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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boo

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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