Jews

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Yo mama so fat.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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