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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Guess who is violent. Osama

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

c-? men, C-men

The EPA.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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