What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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