Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Anti Joke

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