- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

identical jokes get different votes.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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