A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Knock, Knock! Go away!

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Bob Saget

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Hey Shea

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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