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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Where are you going Your house

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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