- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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